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Tuesday, March 3, 2009

The third day of the third month of the 2009th year (The year of the OP)


Cold today and did not go to the RiverWalk, but did a few days ago. There are some condos, or another bank, or another drugstore being built, and I watched this guy work this huge Caterpillar bulldozer. The machine must have been on at least a thirty degree angle and at certain spots almost forty-five degrees. It took huge nerves and skill to run this piece of equipment. The guy driving this thing is certainly not a member of the very prevalent "New American Castrati". It takes nerves to be sideways on a hill like this riding a few tons of steel ready to turn over in a good breeze.

FICTION AND FACT FROM SKIP'S ALMANAC OF GARBAGE KNOWLEDGE

Happy "Square Root" day everybody!

Bet you didn't even know such a day existed let alone celebrating it today. This is the 09Th year. The square root of 9 is three (the month), and three times three (the day) is nine. Tricky huh! It only happens nine times each century, and the next one is April 4, 2016. Now, where else are you going to get such junk but from a photographer?

Monday, March 2, 2009

Second day of the third month of the year of the OP


NO SNOW!

I guess my friends up north have gotten enough of that last night and today but we had none. The big southern storm circled around Columbia and there was great glee amongst the school kids to the north, west, and even the southwest of us. Rain to the East and it just circled us for about 12 hours. I'd go to the door every hour or so just to see if we were getting any, but alas to no avail.

It is getting time to go south to visit my favorite rookery. For you city dwellers, that is a place where birds gather to mate, build nests, and have young. The photo today is of one of the most amazing places I have found to photograph. It has been a tourist trap for over a hundred years in St. Augustine, Florida and is the "Alligator Farm". I have actually had young tri-colored herons step on the lens of the camera which I had resting on the railing. You can get that close to them!

http://www.alligatorfarm.us/

As you can see people can virtually interact with the birds and thankfully not the gators which swim below waiting for an errant chick to drop out of the many nests. Can be rather gruesome when that happens. But that is just the way the people act, and not the gators. Much screaming and pleading for someone to interfere with nature. But, everybody gotta eat. I understand that the great egrets have arrived and some of the wood storks. Nest building is going on and of course all kinds of bird frivolity. I hope to make a trip down there around the end of May.

FICTION AND FACT FROM SKIP'S ALMANAC OF GARBAGE KNOWLEDGE

"If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Alabama." Thank you Jeff Foxworthy

Sunday, March 1, 2009

The first day of the third month of the year


I woke up to forty four degree weather and a pretty heavy rain at 7:00 am and they say we will get one to three inches of snow overnight tonight. It's sorta like predicting positive results from the Obama "porkulous package".........I'll believe it when I see it. But just in case, I guess we better go out and stock up on eggs, milk, and toilet paper. In case it really does snow. That's an old Maryland tradition by the way. As a photographer I really do hope it snows. I need to make some images of the south covered in white stuff. Fortunately, I haven't started the victory garden yet and so the cold weather won't hurt any delicate new buds trying to emerge from the primordial ooze.

FICTION N FACT FROM SKIP'S ALMANAC OF GARBAGE KNOWLEDGE

I want to thank my Northern cousin for the following article. She and I are always alternatively vying for the title of the "Lead" black sheep in the herd we call family. Both of us are very proud of our efforts, and do seem to blindly contribute to the general good upon occasion. Right on DD! I have added a couple of my own astonishingly insightful editorial comments just to aggravate a few more people.

THE PROPOSAL

When a company falls on difficult times, one of the things that seems to happen is they reduce their staff and workers. The remaining workers need to find ways to continue to do a good job or risk that their job would be eliminated as well. Wall street, and the media normally congratulate the CEO for making this type of "tough decision", and his board of directors gives him a big bonus.

(Doesn't seem to work that way so much anymore, just look at Jeff Imelt at GE. Stock is at $8.5 down from forty something in the past year alone, yet he still makes $3.3 million a year plus bonus -2008- and he becomes a presidential economic advisor to boot....Oh that'll help.........go figure).

Our government should not be immune from similar risks. Therefore: Reduce the House of Representatives from the current 435 members to 218 members and Senate members from 100 to 50 (one per State). Also reduce remaining staff by 25%.

(We'll probably have to change the constitution to do it, but the staffs could be reduced so that the reps and congresspeople would actually have to work, or at least read a bill or two before they pass it.........Duh!).

Accomplish this over the next 8 years. (two steps / two elections) and of course this would require some redistricting. (Might take longer, but it is the kids and grand kids we're fighting for on this one). Some Yearly Monetary Gains Include: $44,108,400 for elimination of base pay for congress. (267 members X $165,200 pay / member / yr.) $97,175,000 for elimination of the above people's staff. (estimate $1.3 Million in staff per each member of the House, and $3 Million in staff per each member of the Senate every year) $240,294 for the reduction in remaining staff by 25%. $7,500,000,000 reduction in pork barrel ear-marks each year. (those members whose jobs are gone. Current estimates for total government pork earmarks are at $15 Billion / yr.

(Your humble and lovable author also suggests that the Congressional dining room be required to serve only pork product entrees for the next 8 years to serve as a poignant exclamation point.)

The remaining representatives would need to work smarter and would need to improve efficiencies. It might even be in their best interests to work together for the good of our country?

(oxymoron's anyone?).

We may also expect that smaller committees might lead to a more efficient resolution of issues as well. It might even be easier to keep track of what your representative is doing. Congress has more tools available to do their jobs than it had back in 1911 when the current number of representatives was established. (telephone, computers, cell phones to name a few).

(God forbid we actually get involved).

Note:

Congress did not hesitate to head home when it was a holiday, when the nation needed a real fix to the economic problems. (And that right there tells you who the really work for). Also, we have 3 senators that have not been doing their jobs for the past 18+ months (on the campaign trail) and still they all have been accepting full pay. These facts alone support a reduction in senators & congress.

(FLASH EDITORIAL COMMENT........All these current 653 senators and congress people, regardless of party, need to be replaced through the vote and ten year term limits implemented. We need people who realize that they work for us and are not in DC to line their own pockets and/or build their own castles. How stupid is it to have someone over 100 as a representative? Sitten, rockin, n droolin on our dime!).

Summary of the opportunity:

$ 44,108,400 reduction of congress members.
$282,100,000 for elimination of the reduced house member of staff.
$150,000,000 for elimination of reduced senate member staff.
$59,675,000 for 25% reduction of staff for remaining house members.
$37,500,000 for 25% reduction of staff for remaining senate members.
$7,500,000,000 reduction in pork added to bills by the reduction of congress members.

$8,073,383,400 per year , estimated total savings. (that's 8-BILLION just to start!)

Big business does these types of cuts all the time.

(But big government never will).

If Congresspersons were required to serve 20, 25 or 30 years (like everyone else) in order to collect retirement benefits there is no telling how much we would save. Now they get full retirement after serving only ONE term .

(Or maybe just a full ten years as a real term limit and serve it or loose it!)

Sounds like pie in the sky? Well, we Americans are and always have been forward thinkers. Now it seems we have be look to the past for our salvation once again. It's something called the Constitution people! For those with public school educations..........Google it! The above suggestions probably do not comply with the Constitution, but the basic premise of the piece is sound food for thought, and a start! Now you and I have to get busy.

Aren't you all glad I don't have to sit inside on too many rainy days like this one?

Friday, February 27, 2009

The 27th day of the second month


Meet Jack! I met Jack and his parents on the RiverWalk today. He is a Boykin Spaniel and yellow lab mix (Ouch), and a real sweety. I walked about four miles and saw about four flocks of Cedar Waxwings but the light was poor and my patience with them even poorer. I guess that's what happens when you have hundreds of images of the same critter. You get particular and bored with them. Oh well! The temperature pushed seventy today, sorry EC, and the crowds were out walking. Nice day.

SKIP'S ALMANAC OF FICTION AND FACT AND OTHER GARBAGE KNOWLEDGE

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."......Thomas Jefferson.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

The 26th day of the Second Month


YOU! Yeah You! Ever wonder why companies such as Target, Lowes, Home Depot, and so on are having trouble selling stuff?

Even as the current administration spends $36 Billion a day to lead us out of the wilderness. Yeah that's $36 billion with a "B"! A DAY! Although I think Congress would be more comfortable with a "T".

Yet, why are McDonalds and Walmart are doing so well? It's price and service genius..........Duh! Look for it and buy only where you find it, and conduct your own business in the same manner. If we all do this, this recession will end sooner rather than later.

Got an email from a friend that explains it all and I quote. "I have spent the entire day fighting with insurance companies and banks. Since when have complete idiots taken over. It's incredible and frustrating - even the ones you pay to get something done for you are just sooooo damn dumb."

Well, that kinda "Splains it Lucy"!

I am including a new section which hopefully will be of some use to somebody out there in the ether. It will simply be stuff I have either found on the web or conjured up before I had my lobotomy.

FICTION AND FACT FROM SKIP'S ALMANAC OF GARBAGE KNOWLEDGE

"Photocopy both sides of the important contents of your wallet or purse(credit cards, driver's license, etc.) and store the copy in a safe place at home. Should your purse or wallet get stolen or lost, you'll have a record of your account numbers and whom to notify about them."

The temperature is approaching sixty today but cloudy with a milky sky. Not the type of day to go outside and photograph, so I'll probably just walk the RiverWalk. I will be doing a little show on the 18Th of April here in Columbia, then a show in October at Hereford Inlet Lighthouse in New Jersey. If they will still have me, I intend to go the Easton Waterfowl Festival in Maryland in November. I'll let you know about any other shows so you can all come out and spend lotsa money to get the economy going again. Or you could buy from my website. Remember it's you patriotic duty!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

The 25th day of the second month of the year of the owl pellet




Today was the first day in about ten days that the temperature got above fifty degrees and hence I had a chance to walk about four miles on the RiverWalk. Good to get active again and even took the fishing rod with me. Just wanted to see if I could educate a bass or two. I think they have all graduated as I didn't see a fish.

Lord, I hope I don't have to depend upon my skills with a fishing rod to put food on the table. The way the politicians are running the economy ..... hunting, fishing, and a victory garden may become a necessity. I understand that there is a nationwide shortage of ammunition, and I am off to Lowes to buy seeds for the garden before they run out. The key words here are that the government is trying to run the economy.........so much for free market enterprise! Am I the only one in the country who thinks that we need to vote to get rid of the entire congress and replace them with all with ninth graders?

The cedar wax wings are still in great flocks on the walk, and are eating berries in amazing numbers. If one is a bit stealthy and stands still enough, long enough, dozens of them will swarm around.

I also noted that the Bloodroot is now blooming. There is only one small spot of these flowers along the entire 5 miles of the walk. The root of this plant has long been used by the native Americans for it's medicinal use. This is the Wikepedia website for Bloodroot.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloodroot

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

The 24th day of the second month of the year of the owl pellet


Harvesting oysters on the Chesapeake Bay is done by a number of different methods such as hand tonging and dredging. The third method of taking oysters on the bay is called patent tonging and includes a large superstructure built on the boat. Large mechanical tongs are lowered to the oyster bar and then used to clasp part of the bay bottom, presumably including oysters. The tongs are then raised to the deck of the work boat where the oysters are separated from the debris collected in each load. The work boats are equipped with either one or two patent tongs. This is probably more productive than hand tonging, but less than dredging from a skipjack. In either event, it is one of the more investment intensive types of commercial fishing on the bay. Most of the new Chesapeake Bay images are now on the website. Please check it out.
http://skipwillitsfineartphotography.ifp3.com/