SATURDAY

 

Saturday

 

Five days a week, my body is a temple but on the other two it's an amusement park!

 

 

 

Still a day of work, different kind perhaps but still work.

Time for the Christmas stuff to go hide for another 350 days.  Both inside and out must be put away.  And that brings to mind, how do you wrap up strings of lights so that in another year they are not in a multi warped square not created at the bar scene in Star Wars?

Guaranteed, the neater they are this year the more tangled they will be next!

  Some of you may know my ongoing argument with hoses and electric cords.  Before God created us all on day one in Genesis, the devil created the electric cord and hose two days before.  True!  Look it up!  A hose coiled very neatly can crease, bend, kink and tie itself into a knot every single time you use it.  Real evil lurks within those coils.  See there are already two kinks in that hose just waiting to ambush you're efforts.

And an electric cord is just as nasty.  It will catch under a car tire when you use the leaf blower faster than you can get halfway down the driveway.  Stop!  Walk back!  Bend over [That's key].  Pull it loose and continue on.

 Wham!

  Its found the flower pot next to the garage door, wrapped itself around same, dumping soil over that which you just blew clean.  Now, not only do you have to clean it again, but also pack the soil back into the pot holding the wife's favorite petunia that probably won't live.  God, getting even!