The first day of the fourth month of the year of emergence

This morning seems to be acting like it wants to end our week long monsoon.  The river has risen, the gardens and lawns are super soaked, and the temperature is supposed to get over sixty degrees.

Congress has decided to cut two Trillion, with a T, from the remaining 2011 budget which they never made in the first place.

The President has pulled all the troops from Libya, Iraq, and Afghanistan effective immediately.

The 2010 health care lie has been repealed.

The SEIU has agreed to permanently shut up.

Congress has decided to grant (aka give) every citizen one million dollars each to end the recession.

Governor Walker in Wisconsin has be re-elected in perpetuity.

Chuck Schumer as started a new blogging business called "Lies you father never told, but that you will believe because I am smarter than you".

And the President has agreed to finally lead, if only he can find his way from the basketball court to the Oval office.

Remember, it's my blog and you gotta live with it.

Oh, and happy April Fools day!