Friday, November 9, 2012

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What a way to start a work day.
 
Sure it's Friday, but a work day still....We're not France yet!
 
The first cup needs to be replenished and warmed, just so.  Coffee seems to be my current recreational drug of choice.  So as soon as my fingers start to tremble  I will know the caffeine has taken hold I will be able to type much faster even though with perhaps with pretty much less clarity.  And that is my dirty little secret to putting together something for a somewhat awake readership.
 
For a large chunk of my adult life, my drug of choice has been alcohol, even though I am allergic to it.  Stuff makes me do and say stupid things. Inflames my liver which argues with my brain about when enough is enough.   But I would not make it illegal.  We tried that when a bunch of goodie two shoe woman forced the national no drink laws.  How'd that work for ya?
 
  I see a couple of states out west coast [where else], have just legalized pot [I really can't spell marijuana, and maybe that's why the also call it Mary Jane.]. 
 
 Now there is an idea whose time has come.
 
  We already have a vast majority of the populace who naturally have no clue about what's going on in the world .............. without drugs.
 
  Now we put those same people on pot and say "Have at it"!  A clear pathway to more hallucinatory govt activity.
 
To legalize pot is to just put stupidity on steroids.  But the ruling class has found another source of tax revenue.  So follow the money!  Maybe we should just legalize the whole damn bunch of illegal drugs and thin out the ranks of the stupid.  That way we could raise a bunch of taxes to pay for the mistakes Washington makes in their own display of stupid....................AND ultimately end up with all those that vote for large intrusive socialistic govment taking overdoses.  A road to smaller govt. growth through drug attrition.  Probably just create a who new bureaucracy to tax and control it.  It would probably work because the number of doctors needed to treat these hip, educated, publicly accepted potheads has already been reduced by the clairvoyant law called Obama Care.
 
And don't say that I have no sympathy for those poor addicted leader folks.  I do!  Just think how difficult it is to have to spend a few hours each day lying to one another, whilst standing erect on the house floor. thus making it even harder.   And then being forced to go to phony, plastic rock n roll cocktail parties each night with other shallow people, who talk only to themselves, and who daily decide the destiny of 300 some odd million equally stupid people stoned up on their own drug of choice.  And all the sexual high jinks with the leaders would never make it into the papers because, well who remembers anyway.  The press sure won't follow up on such silliness.....Hell they're part of it.   It is really a hard to lead..."Bless their Hearts".
 
We could even go so far as to draft a new bill of rights and wrongs for the lambs out in the public to follow.  "The dooby do bill of dooby do rights and dooby do wrongs" And before each congressional session, a huge cauldron is lit with of course only the best grass wafting through the chamber full of ethereal enthusiasm.
 
Hell, I may have stumbled upon a new direction for the country.  The new and enhanced "Sodom and Gomorrah" fine tuned by your hippity dippity senator  who can afford the better stuff than you and I which makes him or her smarter than you or I.  After all, we voted them into office.
 
Oh what fun..........Then we truly could "All just get along"

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